Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakthrough

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Dear Ann, You shoulda been there on Saturday, July 9, for Gale Zucker’s Photography for Knitters workshop, aka The Real Knitters of the Hamptons. It was so deluxe. At the beginning, while her students gently pre- and re-caffeinated, Gale re-gale-d us with an instructive slide show. She showed exquisite images that she had taken on assignment, letting us ooh and/or aah, and then telling us what she didn’t like about them. It was...

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If You’re In the Hamptons and Your Photo Skillz Need A Boost

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Dear Ann, Thank goodness for Twitter and Words With Friends, or I’d start to think the both of us had disappeared from the face of the Interwebs. Words With Friends? I have concluded that it’s how the terrorists are going to win, while America stares at its smartphones trying to make a word out of 7 consonants and a badly placed E. And if not the terrorists, it’s how some of our most favorite knitting buddies (hello, Lauren?...

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Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Daze

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Dear Ann, We find ourselves in August again. For you, August is hurry-up time, school’s about to start. Meanwhile, up here, nothing is about to start, and as it gets later in the month, it seems like nothing ever will. Apart from the mass shleppage of heavily-laden L.L. Bean Boat Totes into and out of the city, there ain’t a lot going on. The local economy is being supported entirely by tour groups from France and Italy, to judge...

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The Hamptons: Land of Zero Point Zero Contrasts

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Dear Ann, Hi doll. I’m out in Southampton, where the geraniums are all lipstick red, the dogs are all blow-dried, and the American flags flutter, but do not flap. And where you will be ticketed if you stay in that parking space for longer than 30 minutes. Especially if you are as haggish as moi, in my flip flops, and my straw hat that is old enough to have belonged to Gertrude Jekyll. There ought to be an ordinance against me. Maybe...

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Just Joffin’ Around

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Dear Ann, My Labor Day weekend started early this year. I had a visit from Meli & Mom and their assistant, Other Ann. We passed an idyllic couple of days eating as much as possible. You know it’s going to be Good Times when a houseguest hands you a Costco-size cheese danish before she even gets out of the car. I think my first bite still had Saran Wrap on it. Meli demonstrates that the Rule Against Multiple Handknits does not...

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Now Joining the North and South

Dear People Who Are Still With Us, We’re tuckered out. So tired we can’t even go find any goofy stuff on YouTube. (That’s TARRED, my friends. That’s zero-point-zero gumption. Tai Bo? Kung Fu? Did anybody else see Bronx Beat last night?) This week’s agenda is hinted at in this lovely photo (Thanks, Mary!). See that freight car? That’s Ann’s Suitcase of Love, which is packed with knitterly...

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