Beauty Pageant Mom Issues Party Invitation
June 11, 2012
At this point, I am a total pageant mom with regard to my book.
Yes you are, precious book. You may only be six days old, but you are just a precious precious girl–SHOULDERS BACK! Remember the Walk!
It is a daunting experience, in the extreme, to see my characters wander across the pageant stage. You go, Angus Donald! Don’t be too weird–wait, be even weirder! I didn’t make you weird enough!
Thank you all for giving Bowling Avenue a look. I appreciate your interest so much. All y’all who have taken the time to help spread the word, please know that you will be getting into heaven 30 minutes early. There’s an EZ Pass lane for people who help out authors with new books. It is a flat-out gift. I can’t properly express how much it means, so I’ll go with THANK YOU SO MUCH.
Book Party Next Monday
You are all cordially invited to come celebrate Our Little Miss Precious 2012.
Monday, June 18
3900 Hillsboro Road
Please give the good folks at Parnassus a call or email if you’d like to reserve a copy. Actually, it might be easier to email them at parnassus[at]parnassusbooks.net.
Remember, girl–it isn’t the most talented girl who wins the talent competition. It’s who has the best stage presence. BE THE CROWN! You ARE the crown!