Well, the finalists all went out last night in what started out as a UN-style celebration of how great everybody is, and everybody’s a winner, and it’s just cool they all got to meet.
“That cardigan really sets off your green complexion so awesomely.”
“You really don’t look much like a potato with that awesome sweater on.”
“You’re so THIN! How do you stay so THIN?”
“Are you a live rat or a stuffed one? I mean, I can’t even tell! That’s so AWEsome!”
But before long, Jill wanted to go out (she ALWAYS wants to go out), so the four girls and the potato took off downtown. They’re still not home yet. They all turned off their phones, so we have no idea where they are or what happened. At this point, they’re probably at Krystal eating sliders for breakfast and doing the Souja Boy in the parking lot.
Jill may not have won an Oscar, but she won the hearts of Teeny Project Runway voters, with 1,047 votes.
The other finalists can each feel good about their own posses of admirers:
Giuseppina, Kermit’s Sister, 425 votes
Annabell the Rat, 406 votes
Mr. Potato O’Head, 344 votes
Babs the Sock Monkey, 263 votes
And we can all take solace in the fact that Teeny Project Runway has confirmed what we’ve all long suspected: that it is possible to knit a garment for ANYthing.
THANK YOU ALL! BRILLIANT WORK, you nutcases.
Ann and Kay