Although no longer in office anywhere except in Kay’s head, President Bill Clinton pardoned the sock. In a statement, the former chief executive said, “I did not have knitting with that sock.”
(It may depend on the definition of the word “knitting”. Or the word “not”. In any event, the man is a private citizen. He can knit what he wants to knit and it’s none of our business.)
Bye-bye sock! Take care now! Miss ya already!