Truth: The suspended bind-off is a game changer.
I’d always heard about the suspended bind-off, a stretchier variation of a basic bind-off, but I’d never tried it.
I AM A CONVERT. This tutorial by Bella Knitting is an excellent explanation. (I like that she named one of the stitches Fred.) The resulting bind-off is indeed stretchy, flexible, and for some reason super-uniform. Outstanding!