Well, it’s just another one of those Internet deals gone bad. Kay and I started Mason-Dixon Knitting a while back in order to, well, I don’t know what we were thinking. But it was all “Oh yeah, it would be great to share with the world our knitting adventures and philosophy of life and color theory and the sisterhood of knitters and . . .” So I say “GREAT, Kay, I’ll get it all set up” and invest SERIOUS amounts of money in this venture. I’m talking mid two figures, OK?
But then. Kay just disappears. She says something like, “Oh, I have my ultrabest friend from FRANCE coming to visit with her FRENCH-speaking children, so I’ll be out of town for a week.” Sure. How likely is THAT? And that whole blackout thing? Right. She can’t post because her PHONE doesn’t work? I know how the Internet works. I know when I’ve been taken.
So, if you see a woman who looks like this:
please contact me. She owes me. Big time.
PS Thanks to Kay’s “friend” Lis for the uncanny rendering of Kay.